1. I'll never look forward to a birthday ever again.
2. I need a career.
3. What do I wanna be? A Policewoman? Dancer? Lawyer? Journalist? I couldn't decide when I was 5 and I still can't decide now.
4. I best start saving for a house, oh and for retirement cause that's looming over me too now.
5. Should probably pay off my overdraft soon.
6. But I still haven't travelled! That's more money.
7. Is that a wrinkle?!
8. I need to buy anti-ageing creams. They're so expensive!!
9. What have I actually done with my life?!
10. That person on Facebook has done like ten times the amount that I've done with my life so far.
11. I love being single!! I can do what I want, when I want!!
12. I don't have a boyfriend, all the good ones are taken, I'm gonna die alone.
13. I best go and buy a cat, or three.
14. Maybe I should join Match.com?
15. Tinder will do.
16. My Facebook feed is full of baby scans.
17. I actually need to eat healthy and workout now in order to stay slim. When did that happen?
18. But chocolate is soo good!
19. I haven't done enough for charity. I'm going to train for a marathon.
20. Nope, I can't run more than a mile.
21. I met a cute guy today, then I found out he was 18. I'm old.
